I'm planning to make a YT video for this thread cause this is one of my fav as threads, keep adding, The more the better. I added 50 XD Excuse me if I repeat any
My posts
1. Its ok to wear the same clothes over and over again and not need to change for the next few years or so (yes that includes underwear)
2. The best way too get pocket money is to battle people for it
3. You can live a few years without eating
4. Going toilet is unnecessary
5. Ten year olds are allowed to roam the world later than their bedtime
6. Your mom doesn't really care for you and just your money (PKMN G/S/C)
7. Your Mom loves to buy stuff for you even though you will never really be at home to enjoy it.
8. No house has a toilet
9. Water is beaten by electricity ( What about water + a keyboard/computer/ electrical hard(soft)ware
10. Psychic is not spelt phychic
11. It's ok to be in t-shirts and shorts any time of the year.
12. The only words that come out of your mouth are "......."
13. The main character's parents are divorced
14. You don't need to learn the important stuff we need to learn now
15. You can ride a pokemon with a burning back without getting ur ass sizzled (pkmn special)
16. You can run without ever getting tired
17. That you can never bike inside
18. Pokemon that have already fainted can still fly you or surf you places
19. People call you often to tell you every bit of information in there life
20. That Ash wasn't good enough to meet Raikou
21. People will keep coming back to challenge even though they know they will still be beaten.
22. (G/S/C) This freaky dude called your Rival keeps stalking you and says he is better than you when really he just wants to get "closer" to you
23. If pikachu evolves Pokemon may Pokemon won't really have much of a point anymore.
24. Your mom doesn't care if you spend all your money gambling
25. No one cares if you walk into there house
26. People love saying the same thing over and over again without any sense of knowing any other vocabulary.
27. Evil organizations need better Pokemon than Zubat Wurple etc
30. Pokemon say thir own name in the Anime but in the game they make weird screeching sounds.
31. Another stalker known as Dawn always ends up at the wrong place wrong time
32. Ash needs a birthday Party, I lost count of how old he is
33. Ash carries half a pokeball in his bag
34. Ash abandons his pokemon at Prof. Oaks place when he's in Pallet town and doesn't use them unless necessary.
35. You can get a lot of free stuff
36. People don't wait for your opinion they just battle you. No comment what so ever.
37. You can only do the lottery once a day
38. Swimmers practically live in the water, I've never seen them move from around there spots.
39. Same as 38 Hikers that never go out of caves, they'll go blind from never seeing the light. They musta been born there.
40. People need to move more often as in move from town to town more that just steps.
41. School is a place where there are hardly any students.
42. It's ok to climb mountains without the proper gear.
43. It's ok to walk in the snow just wearing a scarf and no proper snow gear.
44. We can't borrow someone's snowboard or skis in the snow we actually have to walk, we can't run either.
45. The sandstorm doesn't bother the trainer, same in a hailstorm
46. Huge creatures can be kept in tiny shere shaped things
47. People just give you thier number not caring what could happen.
48. Tiny mice can beat huge robots.
49. Prof. Oak forgets what his Grandson is called
50. A pokeball is like a boomerang - It comes back!
1. You can recognize bad guys jus by looking at their clothing.
2. The police don't seem to do anything and that a 10 year old can beat a large supposedly evil organization with an animal.
3. Large evil organizations always send their guards at you one at a time for some reason.
4. Even if you have 1000000 in cash people still treat you the same and no one looks at you again.
5.Breaking and entering is okay.
6. You can't exercise in gyms anymore
7.You don't get heart failure even though getting shocked by electricity multiple times.
8. You don't get fourth-degree burns when fire is shot at you but instead you just turn black in colour.
u can go to opposite world of where we live and go down a waterfall thats going up and u can become spiderman by walking on walls!
Gambling for Pokemon dolls is fun!
I have learned that most people only require a one room
house that usually only has a bookcase and table in it.
That it's okay to carry around 1,000,000+ in currency at a time. (No, seriously. That bothers the heck out of me.)
- That people stand in the same place all day and somehow hear you say things even if your character can only talk in all-capital two-word phrases. Argh.
- That everyone from an evil organization claims to steal other people's Pokemon, but they still insist on using Zubat, Glameow, Stunky, Meowth, and the like. Over and over and over again.
- That Gym Leaders are people with the supreme patience enabling them to stand in one spot until the end of time doing nothing but looking impressive.
- That if you spin in one spot fast enough, you'll magically change into fancy clothes without lifting a finger.
- That creatures who can shoot fireballs and create earthquakes are unable to cut down one measly little two-foot-tall tree (which their Trainer could step over in two seconds) until they get a shiny little piece of metal which, apparently, has supernatural powers.
- Oh, and that policemen get all paranoid at night and will only fight you then.
Also, you can get from one city to another in a matter of seconds.
I learned that apes have either fiery tails or fiery heads.
I learned that experience in the world is given to you in points.
I learned that creatures can only know four things to do.
Also, I learned that they never shower, take a bath, drink water, eat food, all the necessities of life.
They only walk, run, ride, battle, and sleep.
I learned that whenever you lose a battle you will either lose consciousness on the spot or rush to the nearest Pokemon Center and then do so.
I learned that it's possible to render unconscious avatars of nature, the god of death, and the time/space continuum, but if a dude in a space suit is standing in front of you, there's nothing you can do about it. Until you beat a Gym Leader, of course
I learned that even if your Pokemon knows how to smash the rock or cut down the tree blocking your way, you ARE NOT ALLOWED TO until you get a new badge. >_> Duh.
And if you're on some quest to save the world from collapsing, and you screw up, it's OK! Just go off, train for another 5 hours of gameplay, and go back! Cynthia and Cyrus will still be having a staring match in the Distortion World! Whee!
And every item in the world looks like a Pokeball when it's lying on the ground. No exceptions.
I also learned that when a Pokemon faints, it won't wake up until you take it to a Pokemon Center or feed it a small, diamond-shaped piece of who-knows-what. Really, what do they make medicine out of?
Bad guys never attack YOU. The sensible thing to do would be to pull out a handgun and blow the ten-year-old's head off, but instead they use their pogeymanz to . . . well, get pwned by a kid. Then they run away, leaving the kid to wander freely through the place they were guarding.
Grunts in an evil HQ never raise the alarm after they lose, just standing around listlessly.
If you're a fully grown adult, working for a nationwide crime ring, and you lose to a kid, it's excusable if you say that your only intention was to hold him/her up while the boss gets away/steals the legendary Pokemon.
I have talked too much.
Oh, and playing lullabies wakes things up.
*If you swim around a beach shore long enough, you'll either encounter a glitchy abomination or an impossibly strong powerhouse.
*Humans only know how to walk, run, battle, sleep and use a computer. Pokemon take care of all the other stuff.
*Most 10-year-olds have the physical and mental capacity to run around an entire country collecting badges and money from other trainers, then challenging the strongest of all and becoming a worldwide phenomenon in under a week if they believe hard enough.
*Stealing pokemon from trainers is bad, but breaking and entering into somebody's house to steal everything that isn't nailed to a wall is a-ok!
*Nobody ever carries a weapon around, especially not the villains! They use poorly-trained pokemon instead, and rather than alerting their higher-ups they just run away and allow you to explore the place.
*Mythical gods can be controlled by a small child if they have enough flimsy pieces of colored metal.
*The world stands completely still until you do something, and if you lose you can just try again! It's not like anything important will happen while you're gone!
*Birds without wings can fly you across a country, and pokemon smaller than your hand can guide you across vast amounts of water comfortably.
*If the battery runs dry, time stops. Time gods be damned! Sucks for you, kid.
*If you don't have friends, you're either a villain or a failure.
*The only crime that exists is stealing other people's pokemon. Anything and everything else is excusable.
*Every animal, bug, fish and plant in the world is oviparous. Except mythical gods, they can't reproduce at all. So much for heirs, eh? I guess once they're dead the world is doomed.
*A live pink jell-o can reproduce with every living creature on the planet. Humans are probably included.
*Sometimes if you illegally obtain too many steroids for your pokemon, they'll morph into rotten eggs and you will die soon after.
My posts
1. Its ok to wear the same clothes over and over again and not need to change for the next few years or so (yes that includes underwear)
2. The best way too get pocket money is to battle people for it
3. You can live a few years without eating
4. Going toilet is unnecessary
5. Ten year olds are allowed to roam the world later than their bedtime
6. Your mom doesn't really care for you and just your money (PKMN G/S/C)
7. Your Mom loves to buy stuff for you even though you will never really be at home to enjoy it.
8. No house has a toilet
9. Water is beaten by electricity ( What about water + a keyboard/computer/ electrical hard(soft)ware
10. Psychic is not spelt phychic
11. It's ok to be in t-shirts and shorts any time of the year.
12. The only words that come out of your mouth are "......."
13. The main character's parents are divorced
14. You don't need to learn the important stuff we need to learn now
15. You can ride a pokemon with a burning back without getting ur ass sizzled (pkmn special)
16. You can run without ever getting tired
17. That you can never bike inside
18. Pokemon that have already fainted can still fly you or surf you places
19. People call you often to tell you every bit of information in there life
20. That Ash wasn't good enough to meet Raikou
21. People will keep coming back to challenge even though they know they will still be beaten.
22. (G/S/C) This freaky dude called your Rival keeps stalking you and says he is better than you when really he just wants to get "closer" to you
23. If pikachu evolves Pokemon may Pokemon won't really have much of a point anymore.
24. Your mom doesn't care if you spend all your money gambling
25. No one cares if you walk into there house
26. People love saying the same thing over and over again without any sense of knowing any other vocabulary.
27. Evil organizations need better Pokemon than Zubat Wurple etc
30. Pokemon say thir own name in the Anime but in the game they make weird screeching sounds.
31. Another stalker known as Dawn always ends up at the wrong place wrong time
32. Ash needs a birthday Party, I lost count of how old he is
33. Ash carries half a pokeball in his bag
34. Ash abandons his pokemon at Prof. Oaks place when he's in Pallet town and doesn't use them unless necessary.
35. You can get a lot of free stuff
36. People don't wait for your opinion they just battle you. No comment what so ever.
37. You can only do the lottery once a day
38. Swimmers practically live in the water, I've never seen them move from around there spots.
39. Same as 38 Hikers that never go out of caves, they'll go blind from never seeing the light. They musta been born there.
40. People need to move more often as in move from town to town more that just steps.
41. School is a place where there are hardly any students.
42. It's ok to climb mountains without the proper gear.
43. It's ok to walk in the snow just wearing a scarf and no proper snow gear.
44. We can't borrow someone's snowboard or skis in the snow we actually have to walk, we can't run either.
45. The sandstorm doesn't bother the trainer, same in a hailstorm
46. Huge creatures can be kept in tiny shere shaped things
47. People just give you thier number not caring what could happen.
48. Tiny mice can beat huge robots.
49. Prof. Oak forgets what his Grandson is called
50. A pokeball is like a boomerang - It comes back!
1. You can recognize bad guys jus by looking at their clothing.
2. The police don't seem to do anything and that a 10 year old can beat a large supposedly evil organization with an animal.
3. Large evil organizations always send their guards at you one at a time for some reason.
4. Even if you have 1000000 in cash people still treat you the same and no one looks at you again.
5.Breaking and entering is okay.
6. You can't exercise in gyms anymore
7.You don't get heart failure even though getting shocked by electricity multiple times.
8. You don't get fourth-degree burns when fire is shot at you but instead you just turn black in colour.
u can go to opposite world of where we live and go down a waterfall thats going up and u can become spiderman by walking on walls!
Gambling for Pokemon dolls is fun!
I have learned that most people only require a one room
house that usually only has a bookcase and table in it.
That it's okay to carry around 1,000,000+ in currency at a time. (No, seriously. That bothers the heck out of me.)
- That people stand in the same place all day and somehow hear you say things even if your character can only talk in all-capital two-word phrases. Argh.
- That everyone from an evil organization claims to steal other people's Pokemon, but they still insist on using Zubat, Glameow, Stunky, Meowth, and the like. Over and over and over again.
- That Gym Leaders are people with the supreme patience enabling them to stand in one spot until the end of time doing nothing but looking impressive.
- That if you spin in one spot fast enough, you'll magically change into fancy clothes without lifting a finger.
- That creatures who can shoot fireballs and create earthquakes are unable to cut down one measly little two-foot-tall tree (which their Trainer could step over in two seconds) until they get a shiny little piece of metal which, apparently, has supernatural powers.
- Oh, and that policemen get all paranoid at night and will only fight you then.
Also, you can get from one city to another in a matter of seconds.
I learned that apes have either fiery tails or fiery heads.
I learned that experience in the world is given to you in points.
I learned that creatures can only know four things to do.
Also, I learned that they never shower, take a bath, drink water, eat food, all the necessities of life.
They only walk, run, ride, battle, and sleep.
I learned that whenever you lose a battle you will either lose consciousness on the spot or rush to the nearest Pokemon Center and then do so.
I learned that it's possible to render unconscious avatars of nature, the god of death, and the time/space continuum, but if a dude in a space suit is standing in front of you, there's nothing you can do about it. Until you beat a Gym Leader, of course
I learned that even if your Pokemon knows how to smash the rock or cut down the tree blocking your way, you ARE NOT ALLOWED TO until you get a new badge. >_> Duh.
And if you're on some quest to save the world from collapsing, and you screw up, it's OK! Just go off, train for another 5 hours of gameplay, and go back! Cynthia and Cyrus will still be having a staring match in the Distortion World! Whee!
And every item in the world looks like a Pokeball when it's lying on the ground. No exceptions.
I also learned that when a Pokemon faints, it won't wake up until you take it to a Pokemon Center or feed it a small, diamond-shaped piece of who-knows-what. Really, what do they make medicine out of?
Bad guys never attack YOU. The sensible thing to do would be to pull out a handgun and blow the ten-year-old's head off, but instead they use their pogeymanz to . . . well, get pwned by a kid. Then they run away, leaving the kid to wander freely through the place they were guarding.
Grunts in an evil HQ never raise the alarm after they lose, just standing around listlessly.
If you're a fully grown adult, working for a nationwide crime ring, and you lose to a kid, it's excusable if you say that your only intention was to hold him/her up while the boss gets away/steals the legendary Pokemon.
I have talked too much.
Oh, and playing lullabies wakes things up.
*If you swim around a beach shore long enough, you'll either encounter a glitchy abomination or an impossibly strong powerhouse.
*Humans only know how to walk, run, battle, sleep and use a computer. Pokemon take care of all the other stuff.
*Most 10-year-olds have the physical and mental capacity to run around an entire country collecting badges and money from other trainers, then challenging the strongest of all and becoming a worldwide phenomenon in under a week if they believe hard enough.
*Stealing pokemon from trainers is bad, but breaking and entering into somebody's house to steal everything that isn't nailed to a wall is a-ok!
*Nobody ever carries a weapon around, especially not the villains! They use poorly-trained pokemon instead, and rather than alerting their higher-ups they just run away and allow you to explore the place.
*Mythical gods can be controlled by a small child if they have enough flimsy pieces of colored metal.
*The world stands completely still until you do something, and if you lose you can just try again! It's not like anything important will happen while you're gone!
*Birds without wings can fly you across a country, and pokemon smaller than your hand can guide you across vast amounts of water comfortably.
*If the battery runs dry, time stops. Time gods be damned! Sucks for you, kid.
*If you don't have friends, you're either a villain or a failure.
*The only crime that exists is stealing other people's pokemon. Anything and everything else is excusable.
*Every animal, bug, fish and plant in the world is oviparous. Except mythical gods, they can't reproduce at all. So much for heirs, eh? I guess once they're dead the world is doomed.
*A live pink jell-o can reproduce with every living creature on the planet. Humans are probably included.
*Sometimes if you illegally obtain too many steroids for your pokemon, they'll morph into rotten eggs and you will die soon after.